Comic 748 - Turkey Head: Going Coastal

28th Nov 2019, 12:43 PM in Case 20: Finale
Turkey Head: Going Coastal
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DarkmasterN 28th Nov 2019, 12:43 PM edit delete
Turkey Bride and Turkey Groom, Turkey ate until Kaboom,

Turkey paste upon the room, Turkey Lurkey in the womb,

Gobble Gobble Dead at sea, Gooble Gobble Evil three,

Returning from the Turkey Dead, Greasy bird upon her head,

born from where her lover bled, Rise again, it's Turkey Head!

Gobble Gobble Gobble Goo, She'll search and find you!

Gobble Gobble Gobble Gee, Slimy briny Turkey Sea!

Stow away upon a ship, bloody knife to bloody rip!

Tear away your turkey arm, Cut your tendons, do you harm!

Turkey twist and turkey-T, Turkey Turkey Lost at Sea!

Turkey you, and Turkey me, Turkey Turkey Destiny!

Turkey Splash, and Turkey Surf, Turkey Turkey Anti-Birth,

Gobble Turkey Gobble fun, Gobble Gobble Turkey Run,

Gobble Stuffing, Turkey Wrath,

Turkey Coastal Blood Bath,

Gobble Gobble Gobble Goo, She'll search and find you!

Gobble Gobble Gobble Gee, Slimy briny Turkey Sea!

Stow away upon a ship, bloody knife to bloody rip!

Tear away your turkey arm, Cut your tendons, do you harm!

Turkey twist and turkey-T, Turkey Turkey Lost at Sea!

Turkey you, and Turkey me, Turkey Turkey Destiny!

Cranberry stuffing, sour cream, Rotten Turkey is obscene,

Turkey Slop on turkey Queen, Turkey Lurkey wear sunscreen,

Turkey Blood and turkey brine, Turkey commit vacation crime,

Turkey-headed turkey fool, Turkey pee in turkey pool,

Gobble Gobble here to stay, With your blood and guts she'll play,

You can never run away, Turkey Head on Holiday!

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The sequel to Child of Turkey Head, and is the fourth in the Turkey Head movie series. This one picks up where the last one left off, with Turkey Head having been reborn through her child, the Turkey Beast, when it exploded and a full Turkey landed in the back of a couple's convertible. The couple gets on a cruise ship and departs, as Turkey Head crawls as a baby from within the turkey, giving birth to herself. In storage, she grows back to her full size and dons her turkey once again, now haunted by the spirit of her dead lover who tells her to kill and to craft a new turkey beast so she may possess it.

Turkey Head begins killing people on the ship and bringing them to the car, where she packs them into the vehicle, and the turkey she was born in begins consuming the flesh of the people and begins turning into the Turkey beast. Turkey Head begins having flashbacks of being a normal girl, now that she can see her face again, and someone on board the ship realizes that she's Turkey Head and so a fight ensues and they lock her away. However she's freed after several Turkey murders, caused by the child, take place. Turkey Head's dead wife convinces her to don the turkey again and they have spooky ghost lesbian sex before Turkey Head goes off to kill the man who had found out who she was (Who turns out to be an FBI agent).

The Turkey Beast gorges on the flesh of the cruise goers and is immobilized. Turkey Head tracks down the cop and he defeats her on the bottom deck. He goes to the top deck and uses the helicopter they have for emergencies to crash it into the turkey beast and kill it. He barely survives and pulls himself on to a boat after the cruise liner is sinking and as he's beginning to get things together and start the motor, Turkey Head rises up behind him and pushes his face into the propeller.

After the credits. Turkey Head is seen sifting through the water, and the turkey pieces are swirling about. She reaches in the water and an arm grabs her, and she pulls her reincarnated and naked bride to the boat. Her bride tells her to be gentle because she thinks they may be expecting again, and pats her belly before starting to eat the dead agent. She then says she's thinking about getting away from the country for a change, and thinks they should go somewhere nicer, and they take their boat and head towards the port of a big city as police boats are approaching the sinking cruise ship....

So lets see... Turkey Head gets married, Turkey Head gets bride pregnant with monster turkey, turkey baby is born and eats bride, turkey head dies, turkey baby is killed and explodes into smaller turkeys, turkey head is born from smaller turkey, smaller turkey is fed to become turkey baby, turkey baby gives birth to Turkey bride?

Yeah that isn't convoluted at all... These movies just keep gettin sillier and sillier.

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