Comic 539 - Turkey Head The Movie

24th Nov 2016, 10:44 AM in Case 16: Act 1, Scene 1
Turkey Head The Movie
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DarkmasterN 24th Nov 2016, 10:44 AM edit delete
In and out of windows she will creep.

She will creep.

Making sure to never make a peep.

Make a peep.

There is someone creeping in the Hall.

In the Hall.

Better have your back against the Wall.

Against the Wall.

Cus' The Turkey Head is coming home. Tear through blood and flesh and bone.

With a Knife your Blood she'll Spread. Gobble Gobble Turkey Head.

Life is fading, drenched in red, Arms are heavy, feel like lead.

Mashed Potatoes, Buttered Bread, Carve your corpses Turkey Dead.

Brandishing the Carver that she stole.

That she stole.

In your chest she'll carve a bloody hole.

Big hole.

She'll cut your Turkey Legs off at the Thighs.

at the thighs.

And then she'll cook your turkey body till it Dies.

Big surprise!

The Turkey Head is coming home. Tear through blood and flesh and bone.

With a Knife your Blood she'll Spread. Gobble Gobble Turkey Head.

Life is fading, drenched in red, Arms are heavy, feel like lead.

Mashed Potatoes, Buttered Bread, Carve your corpses Turkey Dead.


Cus' The Turkey Head is in your home. Hope you didn't die alone.

There's no turkey stuffed with bread, Gobble Gobble you instead.

Turkey bleed and Turkey bled, Turkey Turkey Bloody red!!

Mashed Potatoes, Buttered Bread, LOST YOUR LIFE TO TURKEY HEAD!
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Every year I do this. It's become one of my favorite holiday traditions.

Halloween has candy, Christmas has magic and good cheer.

But Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving will always have an unhinged redhead with a turkey on her face and a carver in her hand, ready to take on the world.

This time I made it a movie poster directed by Hara Kido, starring Keiko, Naoko, and Haruko that comes out....

Oh hey look, 3 years ago... huh....

Oh well. Late release party I guess. Anyway. I hope you like it~

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